tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-93721382011-08-15T10:54:01.402-07:00*kat*http://www.blogger.com/profile/00983174306023572155noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9372138.post-1101711456406307672004-11-28T22:28:00.000-08:002004-11-28T22:57:36.406-08:00<span style="font-family:arial;">I've been hunting this week to find sex dolls that look like celebrities. I've compiled a few of my favourites here for your viewing pleasure.</span> <br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span> <br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Curly hair, small boobs and a vacant look? It's early Jordan!</span> <br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/ginandtonic/jordan.jpg" /></span> <br /> <br /><span style="font-family:arial;">And this one's a dead ringer for scary-mary Mariah Carey:</span> <br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/ginandtonic/mariah.jpg" /> <br /> <br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Argh! He's got no willy! I assume this is a doll for 'givers'. Though why any gay man would want a Charles Bronson love doll is beyond me. Different strokes, different folks..</span> <br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/ginandtonic/bronson.jpg" /> <br /> <br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">And this little lady is a double for the mingy ginger one out of Girls Aloud, Nicola Something.</span> <br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/ginandtonic/nicola.jpg" /> <br /> <br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Anyone that isn't thoroughly bothered by this needs help. Those breasts must have been modeled on coneheads! And to make it worse, it's got Roseanne's head!</span> <br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/ginandtonic/roseanne.jpg" /> <br /> <br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Final one; and it's one for the ladies. I know you fantasised about being taken up Tracy Island by Virgil. Well, now you can! The review said his penis was 'flaccid and useless', though. Maybe you could dress him up and take him to a party instead.</span> <br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/ginandtonic/virgil.jpg" /> <br /> <br /><p><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span> </p><p><span style="font-family:Arial;">My conclusions are as follows:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Arial;">1. If you really are sad enough to buy a sex doll, at least pay the money for a good one. With proper synthetic skin and hair and stuff. Otherwise you might as well just shag a dinghy.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Arial;">2. If you are rich enough to heed the above, why the hell haven't you got a date? I suggest you spend the money making yourself look shaggable (by stapling the money to your clothes).</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Arial;">3. If you are poor and ugly, and buy a cheapy sex doll, may I thoroughly reccomend lube. From what I've seen, the cheap ones are basically just arm bands, and they had killer seams round them.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:arial;">4.Anyone who shags a doll is a freak. </span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9372138-110171145640630767?l=celebritysexdolls.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>*kat*http://www.blogger.com/profile/00983174306023572155noreply@blogger.com47